How to take an iconic mugshot
So you’re going to be arrested imminently: how do you prepare? I’ve dwelled on this question often since my arrest…
Is this the reason Harry and Meghan stepped down as working Royals?
Stepping down as working royals would ‘provide our family with the space to focus on the next chapter, including the…
The killer next door
What I learned growing up in the murder capital of Wales
The new war on weight
We’re getting fatter. We even have a whole day dedicated to it now, World Obesity Day. We are reminded about…
We need to talk about Madonna’s face
You’ll forgive Madonna for taking a few days to respond to the concern over her latest facelift. After all, the…
A chav’s guide to chavs
People who aren’t chavs think that chavs are offended by the word. I’m a chav and I can tell you…
Prince Harry saves his toughest treatment for Camilla
Prince Harry kicked off the promo tour for his memoir Spare in earnest on Sunday, with a pair of interviews either side…
An ode to smoking
Studies show that fewer than half of Americans keep their New Year’s resolutions. The other half, I assume, are bald-faced liars.…
A staunch defense of ‘nepo babies’
Over the last few days, as far as I’m aware, I have been the sole defender of the successful children…
The office Christmas party is back with a vengeance
I’m bad at Christmas. I hate turkey, wrapping presents and the idea of forced, planned-out fun. My family — mostly —…
Why Murdoch dumped Trump
“He’s done.” That was the general consensus when I asked around about Donald Trump’s future in politics this week. And…
The rise of the celebrity oversharer
Bella Hadid ate burritos today, in case anyone was wondering. Kourtney Kardashian had a smoothie and Paris Hilton had a…
Meghan Markle’s meeting of the minds with Paris Hilton
‘I am kind, I have a big heart, I’m an Aquarius. I love animals and I’m shy. I’m a tomboy.…
No one wants to be Meghan and Harry’s neighbours
Neighbours make or break home ownership. Getting home from a long day and collapsing onto the couch doesn’t have the…
Inside Meghan Markle’s Hollywood flop
What does it mean to be an A-list Hollywood power couple? Celebrity, yes, but also respect. Look at George and…
Was Ghislaine an Epstein victim?
Let me start by saying that this is not a defence of Ghislaine Maxwell, the part-time girlfriend, part-time sexual fixer…
The Price of being Katie
Katie Price has, yet again, avoided prison. She was up at Lewes Crown Court on Friday, this time for breaching…
The thrilling misogyny of Love Island
The thought of Love Island starting tonight gives me that same fuzzy feeling I had as a child when I…
The rise and fall of the WAG
The Wagatha Christie case is a brief, exhilarating reminder of a bygone culture. But it’s worth casting our minds back…
Is Britney Spears OK?
In a society obsessed with labels, we are surrounded by amateur psychologists at every turn. Low attention span? ADHD! Social…
Criminalising ‘cyberflashing’ is a waste of time
It’s a fact of life that at any given time, a woman’s social media messages will be filled with three…
