Jeremy Clarke

Jeremy Clarke writes the The Spectator Low Life column.

Low life

15 October 2022 9:00 am

Our neighbour Michael is a keen and knowledgable attender of vides-greniers, the equivalent of our car-boot sales. His focus is…

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8 October 2022 9:00 am

At eight o’clock in the morning a nurse injected me with a radioactive marker and told me to go away…

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1 October 2022 9:00 am

Two football friends, brothers, Mick and Pete, came to visit last week. We’ve been going to matches together since 1969,…

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24 September 2022 9:00 am

We were four round the little table in the nunnery kitchen: a 90-year-old German lady and her man; a nun…

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17 September 2022 9:00 am

The end that we knew must come eventually, the end we dreaded so much that we could barely think about…

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10 September 2022 9:00 am

In Frederic Manning’s classic Great War novel, The Middle Parts of Fortune, the shattered battalion shambles out of the line…

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27 August 2022 9:00 am

Finally rain. None for months, then a violent tropical storm lasting two days. It marked the end of high summer…

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20 August 2022 9:00 am

An isolated Provençal stone farmhouse from the outside; from the inside a comfortable English country house. Sunk into the garriguea…

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13 August 2022 9:00 am

The view from the upstairs window was of other large and secluded houses perched on other still-green Surrey Hills. I…

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6 August 2022 9:00 am

I’m staying for a week in an 1850s house in the Surrey hills that looks-wise might have been built for…

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30 July 2022 9:00 am

In theory TikTok knows nothing about me. I have posted two videos: one of my grandsons kicking a football in…

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23 July 2022 9:00 am

Here come the global elites. They love it here. Their spiritual second home. The heat, the rosé, the food, the…

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16 July 2022 9:00 am

My days pass largely in a state of inanition. The fit and able-bodied express their sympathy, claiming it’s much the…

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9 July 2022 9:00 am

All afternoon I had been horizontal next to an electric fan, sometimes sleeping, sometimes awake and sometimes halfway between those…

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2 July 2022 9:00 am

I’m looking backwards: old journals, old photographs, old notebooks. What strikes me above all is the vigour and energy I…

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25 June 2022 9:00 am

Nothing in the beach hotel was made of plastic. It wasn’t advertised as being a plastic-free hotel, but we noticed…

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18 June 2022 9:00 am

I’m house-sitting for the foreign correspondent while he attends the funeral of his beloved father-in-law Toto, the last of the…

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11 June 2022 9:00 am

‘But you look so well!’ How many times have I heard that lately. Kindly meant by most, but for a…

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4 June 2022 9:00 am

I’ve often wondered whether Her Majesty the Queen glances through The Spectator from time to time. And if she does,…

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28 May 2022 9:00 am

The main side effect of the six-month course of chemotherapy was ‘fatigue’. The main side effect of the three-monthly hormone…

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21 May 2022 9:00 am

After two nights at Le Grau-du-Roi (the King’s Pond) and a night spent within the medieval walls of Aigues-Mortes (Stagnant…

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14 May 2022 9:00 am

‘They were living at le Grau du Roi then and the hotel was on a canal that ran from the…

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7 May 2022 9:00 am

So that’s it. Is a third world war possible? It’s already begun, opined a retired US general in the newspaper.…

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30 April 2022 9:00 am

On the morning of my last day in England, I drew back a curtain and there in the garden, browsing…

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23 April 2022 9:00 am

I was walking across a fallow field to the pub with my two grandsons. ‘What’s this?’ said my 11-year-old Oscar,…