Jeremy Clarke

Jeremy Clarke writes the The Spectator Low Life column.

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7 September 2013 9:00 am

We picked up the key to the caravan, let ourselves in, ascertained the phone signal situation (none) and went to…

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31 August 2013 9:00 am

This time last year the postman delivered a picture postcard depicting a village square in Provence. The photograph on the…

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24 August 2013 9:00 am

Golly my testicles are shrinking fast. At this rate by Christmas they’ll be down to the size of garden peas.…

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17 August 2013 9:00 am

Hotel Trepaner, St Raphael, French Riviera: I have read all ten reviews on this site. The overall rating (given by…

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3 August 2013 9:00 am

I haven’t been out for three weeks and I’m up for a big night. To prove it I’m wearing my…

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27 July 2013 9:00 am

‘How was your journey?’ I said. In summer, the place next door is let to visitors on a weekly basis.…

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20 July 2013 9:00 am

We were watching Top Gear. I was sitting on a wobbly fold-up chair at a rickety garden table in a…

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13 July 2013 9:00 am

Searching the web for information about the enigmatic Bilderberg group, I came across a website called Who Controls America? It’s…

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6 July 2013 9:00 am

Sir Francis Drake died of dysentery while attacking the town of San Juan in Puerto Rico. He was buried at…