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As is traditional in this village, the Chapel congregation had walked the 100 yards up the hill to unite with…
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I got off the plane at Changi still pleasantly sedated by Xanax, passed through the ‘nothing to declare’ channel, and…
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The army patrols at Nice airport go around three abreast, steely-eyed, fingers on the trigger. They walk slowly and scrutinise…
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‘Have you ever thought of having some colour put in, love?’ said Julian as he shaved my neck with a…
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I arrived for lunch a bit late and was led to the dining table. Our hostess disappeared back into the…
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My mother has various chronic illnesses and finds it almost impossible to remain both immobile and awake during the day.…
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On Sunday morning we went, Oscar and I, to a vide grenier in the ancient, picturesque Provençal village. Vide grenier…
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My grandson and I are reprising the 1968 film The Swimmer. Burt Lancaster is an advertising executive at a pool…
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Five and the Red One are a German covers band. It’s probably the most uninspiring name for a rock band…
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In 1999 I went to the doctor about the impotence. Don’t worry, he said. I have good news for you.…
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Hours before boarding the cross-Channel car ferry, I received a text message from the company warning of severe fuel shortages…
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We cleared the kitchen table for a game of pick-up sticks. Remember them? Thirty long, thin bamboo sticks, their differing…
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A fresh start in a new gym in a foreign country. The serious young gym attendant didn’t speak a word…
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On Sunday we were invited for lunch at Chez Bruno, an unbelievably posh restaurant in the south of France. At…
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The tourist information office of the small French country town looked closed. Peering between the posters on the window glass,…
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I drank Bombay gin and Fever-Tree tonic on the half-empty easyJet flight to Gatwick. I was even offered ice cubes.…
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What consolation in life can Arthur and I find after that defeat at the hands of Manchester United in the…
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On Monday morning I was in a blind panic. The deadline for posted manuscript entries to the Daily Mail First…
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The younger grandson, Klynton, four, has got in the habit recently of thrusting his hands in my trouser pockets and…
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While I was in Provence, my hostess and I went out one day for a walk in the hills. We…
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I shared a taxi from Cheltenham station to the house party in an outlying village with a stripper. Finding a…
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I walk into the King Bill at eight o’clock and the usual young Friday-night crowd is in and the spirit…
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Nice airport was more or less deserted. Two-and-a-half hours early for the easyJet flight to Gatwick, I had a leisurely…
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Before we left for Sunday lunch at the Les Deux Garçons restaurant, Aix-en-Provence, I checked the reviews on Tripadvisor. I’m…
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I was diagnosed with prostate cancer with metastases in April 2013. It was a bit of a shock, but when…
